May 2013
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
internetexplorers:
if you don’t have sex with me then i will
poisonousjoy:
mpregasus:
mpregasus:
im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign
fixed it
“In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.”
– Toni Morrison (via black-culture)
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
whatacatchbillie:
[accidentally cares about bands more than education]
vevovevo:
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
partypetunia:
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
letswishuponastar:
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle
bitch I can’t even do that
advantages of being a boy:
your boobs don’t get in the way
no period
your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
no childbirth
penises are fun
shirts always fit over your chest
you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
can use your bra as an extra pocket
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
urbancatfitters:
religious people scare me
lampsarepeopletoo:
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
mumfoodandsons:
[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]
wildcove:
reblog if you want a solo to over 13k, must be following wildcove :)
internetexplorers:
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
frogworkmajyyks:
pro = good
con = bad
prostitution
constitution
wake up america
elliegalaxies:
at the disco
